DAN AND SADDAM
Yeah, I watched. It must've been murderers night on CBS Wednesday--leading off, Saddam Hussein, followed by the unrepentant preppie murderer Robert Chambers. Big killer, little killer, swinging away at softball after softball. I'm sure the ratings were boffo, which is the bottom line.About the most I can say about Dan Rather's polite exchange with Saddam is Weirdest. Interview. Ever. Bar none. But what do you expect when you pair a faux corn-pone reporter with a real madman? This ain't Les Miserables.
As Don Imus has noted, Rather was far too polite to Saddam. I don't know if I'd characterize it as "treasonous" the way Imus did, but it is just a bit odd for a journalist who'll bash American leaders and pick on-air spats with them when it suits him to submit to Iraq's rules of engagement just so he can hear Saddam repeat the same tired lies we've heard for a dozen years now. Rather would never let the White House control any interview with President Bush the way Iraq did last night's. They controlled the cameras, the interpreters, everything. And it showed.
Favorite moment: Why on earth did Rather ask Saddam to speak English? What I would've given to hear Saddam reply, in perfect diction, "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
There were some belly laugh moments, such as Saddam's insistence that he respects the humanity of everyone, including his old enemy George H. W. Bush. He has a funny way of showing that respect, trying to kill the elder Bush and all back in 1993. Kurds, anyone? Saddam also insisted that his army wasn't defeated during the original Gulf War. He said that when his army surrendered to Italian news crews, and when the bulk of its tank corps was crushed by a fraction of ours, it amounted to a tactical retreat. Isn't that the same line the Taliban spewed as it was scattering under the shower of daisy cutters in Afghanistan back in 2001? I suspect Saddam didn't really think that line through, else he would have come up with something a little more original, and a little less similar to the terrorists he wants us to think he's not associated with.
Speaking of which, Saddam was fairly cagey on that question. He wouldn't denounce 9-11, wouldn't say much more about Osama bin Laden than that he, Saddam, can understand to a degree why Osama's a hero on the "Arab street." Yet Saddam claimed to respect everyone's humanity. How we should square off these two contradictory thoughts is anyone's guess.
The debate thing: What on earth was that all about? It seemed clear that Saddam had actually sat and thought about it for a while, as though President Bush would actually be dumb enough to turn 12 years and 17 (and counting) UN resolutions into some sort of Rotary Club of the World gathering. It also seemed clear that Saddam thought he was being clever, challenging President Bush to come out and lay out his case for war. As one of Sgt. Stryker's bunch noted, Saddam came off sounding like a second-rate political candidate trying to get into the big leagues. Ominously for the Democrats here in the States, during that segment Saddam didn't sound all that far to the left of, say, Howard Dean. He may have come out to the right of Carol Moseley-Braun. Not good for the donks. Not good at all. And Rather left soooo many interesting avenues unexplored. Why no questions about Chirac? How about having a go at Powell's UN presentation? What about the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, and Ramzi Yousef?
In sum, he's a weird guy, a little bit scary when he smiles, and obviously not terribly comfortable in his own skin. And then there's Saddam. What a lunatic. He looks like a hungry cat eyeing the caged canary. It's tough to imagine that the Iraqi people, who Saddam took care to remind us voted to keep him in office unanimously, would miss him when he's gone.
As for Robert Chambers, Leslie Stahl closed his hour-long lie with the news that he's skipped the country. Whaddya wanna bet he's in France?











