That makes me feel so much better now. I was beginning to worry about the whole Iraqi WMD issue.

I hear he is also getting ready for another proclamation in which he bans Americans from acting as human shields in Baghdad and the use of the word “spackle”.

Actually, I’d find it a more hopeful sign if Saddam announced proclamations banning tyranny, torture, and the Ba’ath Party.

Unfortunately, my ‘suspension of disbelief’ DOES have an elastic limit so I WON’T be holding my breath waiting for that Easter Bunny to show up.