ONE MORE REASON NOT TO SEND YOUR KID TO DAY CARE

If you're one of the vast majority of Americans who farms your young 'uns out to be raised by strangers at the local day care, watch out: Your little tike might suffer a Hitchcockian mugging:

A one-year-old boy has been bitten 30 times by a group of more than a dozen other babies at a nursery in Croatia.

Frane Simic was covered in a series of deep bite wounds all over his body, including his face.

He was attacked after the class nanny stepped out of the room to change another baby's nappy.

Maybe this is more of a Monty Python-style deal, with babies instead of bunnies. Whatever the heck it is, it's disturbing. Apparently the cops are looking into the whole thing, which seems pointless. What are they going to do--toss a dozen babies into the clink?

(link thanks to reader James G. and the Spoons Experience [which kind of sounds like a late 60s bubblegum act])