WRETCHED HEADLINE OF THE DAY

What, the headline writer expected them to come back to life?

What, the headline writer expected them to come back to life?
Yes, I know it’s probably a fake.
For those who don’t know, that’s Raleigh, NC’s main newspaper. They used to publish two editions, a morning (Observer) and afternoon (News) paper, then they just consolidated to a morning edition back in the late 1980’s. I liked having an afternoon paper so that I could get the complete news and sports from the previous day. I did not have a chance to read the paper until after work, so it fit my schedule.
Even if it was a fake it was good for a chuckle.