ZEITGEIST
Earlier today, a well-placed source received a media advisory from the crew at ABC's Nightline. It noted that tonight's program would include a segment on the president's visit to the UK, followed by a segment on Wacko Jacko. No mention of gay marriage.
Later on in the day, same well-placed source received an update: No Bush, wall to wall Wacko Jacko.
We're at war, and the president is on a state visit to our closest ally--a visit fraught with import. A state supreme court has overturned several millennia of our understanding of marriage and family. But the only story worth a half hour with the Koppelgangers is the pending arrest of a 45-year-old weirded out has-been entertainer.
Says something about the times we live in, doesn't it?











