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Miserable failure. Yeah, you read that right. Miserable failure. Jimmy Carter was such a miserable failure, I'd be a miserable failure if I didn't mention how much of a miserable failure he was.

Here's the explanation for all this miserable failure business, if you're interested. But only read it if you're not a miserable failure.

(thanks to Hanks, who is not a miserable failure)