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POP QUIZ TIME

Ok everyone, put away your books and notes and PDAs, it's time for a pop quiz.

Question?

Where are our forces most likely to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

a. In a big scary building next to one of Saddam's former palaces, under a big golden arches-sized sign that says "Weapons of Mass Destruction: Over 100 Million to Kill."

b. In weapons caches inside the former Russian embassy, the former French embassy, and the former German embassy.

c. Under Saddam's bed in one of his former palaces, next to his Playboy collection and his Gameboy Advance.

d. In a briefcase in the trunk of a car in Fallujah.

No cheating now, what's your answer.

ANSWER: It's d. Our troops found 40 vials of sarin gas, the same stuff a cult used to attack the Tokyo subway system in 1995, in a briefcase in the back of a car in Fallujah. 40 vials of that stuff is enough kill a good sized city if the terrorists know what they're doing. Go here to see the vials for yourself--slide #2. I saved a screenshot, just in case USA Today decides to push this story down the memory hole.

(via JGEBGD and Neal Boortz)

UPDATE: The consensus over at Captain's Quarters is that the 40 vials constitute a sarin gas test kit, not vials of poisons for use as weapons. But they do contain small quantities of sarin, soman and V-agents (VX nerve gas?). The date on the packages indicates that they were manufactured in 1981, though that doesn't mean they necessarily arrived in Iraq at that time. The lettering on the packages is in English, German and Russian, which could mean quite a few things, not many of them good. The photo's caption indicates the vials were found alongside two mortar tubes and three mortar rockets, which tells me that whoever was carrying this stuff around intended to try to weaponize it.

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Do I have to go first? The pressure. The pressure.

e) Syria.

Posted by Jimbo on November 17, 2004 2:22 PM

D.) In a trunk of a car…but it probably would be parked in the French Embassy.

I cheated. bp, are you putting up the slide now?

Posted by Jimbo on November 17, 2004 3:02 PM

Damn, I shoulda studied. Is there no e) all of the above?

Posted by Sticky B on November 17, 2004 3:03 PM

I remember when this was discussed a few days ago, and it was quickly dismissed as a “test kit”. But seeing the photo today, I doubt that’s the case. There is nothing in there but sealed glass vials, like in the Venini glass shop in Moonraker. How could you test anything with these?

OTOH, that looks awfully fragile packaging for Sarin Nerve Gas. I would have at least put them in some Sarin Wrap.

Posted by See-Dubya on November 17, 2004 3:36 PM

captains quaters says: “Antidotes to chemical weapons are typically stored in syringes, ready to use instantly.”

not true. when I was in the service 25 years ago many military issue antidotes were kept in ampules (like these), NOT syringes. For all we know these could have been stolen from any embassy or even from a cache meant for foreign workers from the iran/iraq war. It isn’t suprising to see them in Iraq.

Posted by paul on November 17, 2004 9:59 PM

Apparently you pull a measured amount of air into the tube, and look at the color change (if any) of the tube’s contents to get the concentration of nerve agent.

Maybe the slaughter houses don’t exist? Maybe the government is lies?

No, no, the government doesn’t lie. It must be a media conspiracy.

Posted by MooCow on November 18, 2004 12:42 PM

Those vials are pre-1991 and are no longer any good.

Yay! they found old nonworking chemical weapons!

hahaha

Posted by nitroburn on November 18, 2004 1:15 PM

They were planning on weaponizing a Sarin gas test kit? Wow, that’s devotion to freedom-hating!

Thank God I no longer have to worry about the mushroom cloud from a Sarin test kit bomb—further evidence that Bush is effectively securing the “homeland” from TERRRRRRRRRR

What next? Troops find a Ph test kit for a swimming pool and you call it proof of an imminent chlorine attack?

Posted by Fry Horn on November 18, 2004 1:45 PM

Even if this was true, since when is sarin gas a “weapon of mass destruction”? A weapon, yes. But it’s no atom bomb.

Posted by hmmm on November 18, 2004 4:38 PM

I hate to start a comment like this, but are you mentally handicapped or something? 40 test kits manufactured in 1981 were found. Think they were used to test if Iran was launching a chemical attack against Iraq back when they were fighting?

And, you’re talking out of your ass. The test kits do not contain said chemicals. They contain reagents. Dumbass.

Posted by Ummmm on November 18, 2004 6:22 PM
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