Conversation With My Three Year Old

ME (pointing to some photographs): And I think Charlemagne was buried there at Aachen cathedral.
LITTLE SEE-DUB: What's buried mean?
ME: Well, when you die, they put your body in the ground because you don't need it anymore.
LSD: What's die?
ME: (Thinking "CRAP, why did I go there?") Well, everybody dies...
LSD: Oh, not me, because I'm very resourceful.
ME: Well...that will help.

More: I was right about Charlemagne. I hope I'm right about Little See-Dub's "resourcefulness".